Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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