And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
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