Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
Randomize
