Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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