i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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