there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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