check it out our google latitudes are spooning
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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