I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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