Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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