you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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