I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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