took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Randomize
