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My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I AM VODKA MAN
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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