i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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