I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Randomize
