David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
