i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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