We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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