I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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