my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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