Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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