What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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