Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
