Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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