my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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