So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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