at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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