He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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