I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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