And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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