Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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