And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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