Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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