Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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