Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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