i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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