I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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