no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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