people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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