We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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