Sponge bath it is.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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