so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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