I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I am one with the molecules
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
