You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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