Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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