i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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