Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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