So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
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