Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
only if we run a train.
done.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
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