Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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